intense shit

A shit so intense, that you start taking your cloths off during it.

Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."

by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021

screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

Shit and run

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017

Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018

shit barf

The act of vomiting while defacating.

Who the hell shit barfed in my bathroom!?

by Charles Browndick November 9, 2012

Shit you not

Used in conversation to emphasize that the story is NOT an an exaggeration.

"That's exactly how it happened. I shit you not."

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014