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One hole disease 

Every time you miss your target by one hole in soft tip darts usually by a man named Dave.
You are suffering from one hole disease.

One-hit-wonder 

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you
hey remember lindana? she was a one-hit-wonder

One-balled

An oil field industry term that describes a situation, when in pipe recovery, that isolation of a problematic zone to free tubular work string happens by dropping one single MicroPlug ball.
We had a R.I.P. job for Concho with Old School tools out of WTX and we one-balled them and are coming out of the hole
One-balled by Mustemote May 25, 2019

One night boyfriend 

A one night stand that acts like your significant other, rather than a hit it and quit it.

Duties include, holding hands, sweet nothings, kisses on the cheek and meeting friends and family all on “first” date.

“One night boyfriend” is often followed by full hungover / drunk next day then to never hang out again.
My binge date last night turned into total one night boyfriend yesterday. We met up at Happy hour then he came to friends bday dinner and chilled all night long, had amazing sex then went to brunch with his friends. Fast forwards never spoke again

One-stoplight

A town so small it has only one stoplight
Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.

One Coat 

A type of paint made by Dulux, also the art of ejaculating onto your partners face and covering the entire surface with one coat.
Haha I One Coated that bitch last week. Sandblasted first too

You there, do you per chance of the One Coat?
One Coat by Alex Brighton June 23, 2019