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Jesus Fresus

John 8:32 - And you shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free.

Jesus died on the cross to set us all free from sin.
Jack: It's been a long night. I guess I better get going.

Jill: Ok... Jesus Fresus

Jack: Jesus Fresus
by metalforJesus February 25, 2010
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jesus

That one guy that doesn't exist lol
religious guy; Hey be respectful, Jesus exist
Atheist; sure, so Santa exists too haha
Religious guy again: you're going to die because God exist, and you'll regret of saying this, you're going to hell.

Atheist: uh-

Religious guy: Anyways remember that God loves everyone, send you blesses 😍🤗✝️
by whoisalex? November 6, 2021
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Jesus's spizzim

When you jizz with no control, even though she said she’s not on birth control.
Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.
by Kachowism August 10, 2024
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Jesus H. Christ

"I am God."
- Jesus H. Christ
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t February 26, 2025
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Jesus Hippos

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
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Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner
-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting
by HenryS June 28, 2023
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