by Dr.totallyreal PHD May 13, 2022
by ouyes August 07, 2023
The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
by cranioDan11 May 02, 2021
If someone drinks this they are ten times more likely to catch the gay gene then the average person who drinks only black REAL coffee
by Spin daddy mike August 29, 2017
Coffee with cream is whenever you give anal to a girl with diarrhea and cum in her. After you cum, she shits all over the bed and you lick her asshole.
by GraysonA December 10, 2019
When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume
That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!
by Kazeemt1 November 16, 2017
by Hairinthecream October 09, 2020