the two-neck squeeze 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”

He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

the two-neck squeeze by thericardo June 3, 2018

"the three B's" of feminine desirability 

Beauty, brains, and boobs (duh!).

I appreciate "the three B's" of feminine desirability as much as the next dude, but there's really not all that much going for those attributes if the chick doesn't also have a nice personality --- a kind heart is what I look for most in a lady.

"the three B's" of feminine desirability by QuacksO August 4, 2018

the tackle box 

When you go fishing at night and she grabs you're dick so you end up losing your virginity to a morbidly obese chick

Bob told us about his fishing experience where he pulled the tackle box

the tackle box by TheColumbian September 1, 2018

The Tallis chalice 

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.

Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “

The Tallis chalice by Little_swing_big_ding January 7, 2019

The Tard™ 

This term was coined by The N-Word Pass group chat on Misfits Amino. When someone has the Tard, this means that they are incredibly retarded. It can be spread through sucking dick or through the air. The Tard is incredibly contagious, which is why most people who contract this horrible disease must be immediately quarantined and given an acid bath.

Did you really just say that? Looks like you got The Tard™, my friend.

The Tard™ by mystery_tard101 February 4, 2019

The three nighter 

A person in a group who loves to get black out drunk, completely coked out, and still still fall asleep to do it all over again for another two nights. A fiend for cigarettes and pussy 24/7.

The three nighter is at it again.

The three nighter by Dr. G Spot March 6, 2019

The Tricky Attack

A musician with some kick ass songs and a huge ass ego

Man did you hear that new EP from The Tricky Attack?

The Tricky Attack by MisterTheAsian March 10, 2019