ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

ur dog incest

The only comeback more powerful than ur dad lesbian. Only the most cringe people can use it and usually die from the dog they insulted.

Carl: ur Mum gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Kaneki: ur dog incest
Carl and john *dead*
Kaneki *gets molested by a dog*

by Yeeeeeemms May 28, 2018

ur mom

a phrase to insult someone

ur mom is so fat...

by anonymous April 18, 2023

ur mom gay

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability

Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*

by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019

ur mum

when someone fucks ur mum they say ur mum to tell you that they fucked ur fat mum.
ex:

them: 'what did you do'
you: 'ur mum'

by riya <33 ily January 18, 2022

ur mom

a comeback for anything

Q you smell
A so dus your mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023

Ur Brother a Mother

Even worse than ur sister a mister

Bob-ur mom gay
Carl-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Carl-ur grandpap a trap
Bob-ur sister a mister
Carl-UR BROTHER A MOTHER
THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME EXPLODES

by Celesta.Edits March 18, 2018