Shit Kobe

When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.

Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash

by Mkl1990 October 20, 2021

Zoom Shits

The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.

I can’t believe i missed my philosophies lecture today because i got the Zoom Shits

by TangSlave September 17, 2020

Shit legit

This phrase has the same meaning as the phrase "for reals" or "true shit". The person on the receiving end of this phrase would if true respond with Legit shit. However if the answer is negative the response would most likely be Shit ain't legit.

Dude #1 : Dude I kicked Browser's ass so badly yesterday in Mario on the 64.

Dude #2 : Shit legit?

Dude #1 : Legit SHIT.

by Cyn123 March 26, 2014

Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.

You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping

by GoldNate May 29, 2023

Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.

Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*

by The grandma master November 15, 2020

Shit-Rip

The act of hitting a bong while taking a shit.

Biggin Shit-Ripped the hell out of his bong.

by Thickin August 4, 2017

Shit Devil

When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.

Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.

by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015