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Shit Rip 

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.
Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.
Shit Rip by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs
Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off
i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot
the madest of mads. angry as hell. ridiculously pissed.
" I'm so rip shit right now"
rip shit by Lucy Fitzgerald Bullock October 13, 2006

rip-shit 

Holy crap, her ex got her so rip-shit she nearly beat him to a pulp.
rip-shit by ThunderWlf August 3, 2008

Rip Shit Tear Ass 

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
Rip Shit Tear Ass by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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