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National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!
“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)
by Fartface867 April 10, 2025
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Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.
Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
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Just want to help people

Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."
by Hym Iam February 9, 2025
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people

people are gay
by 344565e859598767352442536758 December 19, 2019
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International Teleport People Into The Hunger Games Day

10th November, a day where you can throw your friends into the Hunger Games
Ruby: when Cartier killed my tribute in the fanfiction story, I threw him into the Hunger Games because it was International Teleport People Into the Hunger Games Day.
by Lolxdaveryxdxd October 24, 2020
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There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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