Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.

That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!

by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020

Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors

ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross

by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020

Trek of the hands

When you don’t have any king skins and you have to stick two small skins to make a joint

Awh man I’m just back from piano practice and sticking skins would be some trek of the hands right now

by BaterBorn December 18, 2020

Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.

“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020

hanse.right.hands

someone who can go off and will not care

hanse.right.hands just when off

by subin.stick December 23, 2020

Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021