Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
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Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.
"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."
by Brett May 2, 2003
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the Red Green Show

A canadian sketch show where Canadian hicks do funny/stupid sketches. It's an okay show

If you like it, I recomend Tool Time
by Idiot Paranoia June 27, 2004
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Green Corn Skeetaroni

A sexual move involving the discharge of green pus onto a female's face.
Person 1: Were you at Jessie's house last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude, I gave that bitch the green corn skeetaroni!

Person 1: Did you get any in her eye?

Person 2: Fuck yeah cuz, I hope it gets infected
by JasonSteelflex January 25, 2010
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green haired monster

he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....
omg look its the green haired monster
by greenhairedmonster4life4eva February 9, 2009
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Little Green Footballs

What you get when you pick your nose and roll it into a ball and flick it.

The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
I flicked a litte green football at my comptuter screen.
by MorphDog September 22, 2004
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