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Wet fish 

Cumming on your hand and slapping someone around the face.
Guy: Dude, I totally gave that girl a wet fish!!
Wet fish by Sad git January 4, 2012
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awkward fish 

A remark/gesture intended to be "awkward turtle" but instead put hands in a "prayer" formation and wiggle fingers like a fish tail creating "awkward fish."
Joey: I hate working with Amanda, she's such a whore.
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
awkward fish by A Moxy Lady January 18, 2011

slimy fish

The sexual manuevere of wetting the penis and sliding it in fast and going ham until ejactulation, basically using the female body as a sexual toy.
Oh man, I did the slimy fish to my sisters friend the other day.
slimy fish by Drowser March 4, 2018

dead fish 

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.
"Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"
dead fish by JP and Ariel August 29, 2008
Person with tall thin mohawk style hair.
The kinda hair you expect to see coming out of the water in Jaws.
Pike fish by Triple J April 26, 2005

Drowning Fish 

A fish,that is drowning. For deeper thought though think of it like this: How about when you have something you craved for your whole life, but now that you have it, its killing you.
Man 1: "Hey man you got all the girls to love you by selling your soul to the Devil,but now they're going to literally eat you."

Man 2:" I know, I'm a Drowning Fish.
Drowning Fish by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014