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shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.
I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.
by Julesfools December 29, 2019
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Shit Romney

A Politician with a knack for having their head up their ass.
When is ol' Romney going to stop acting like a Shit Romney?
by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020
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dixy shits

The fiery shits you experience the morning after eating chicken wings from dixy chicken. Usually go hand in hand with Jagermeister Shits from the jagerbombs you drink when clubbing, creating the ultimate ringstinger
Josh: "shouldn't have ate those wings last night, had a mad case of the dixy shits"

Curtis: "that's grim mate"
by akhilsbluewaffle March 27, 2020
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Shit shark

What Olivia and claire are (you know who you are)
by Thiccthanos420 April 24, 2020
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Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.
Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else
by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020
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Rat Shit

Rat Shit is used to exclaim displeasure or uselessness/exhaustion. It is similar to fuck, in that is can be a Noun and a verb.
"You coming to the Pub? "
"Nah mate, I pulled a double shift and I'm absolutely rat shit."

"What happened to your car?"
"Mate my motor is rat shit, its blown a gasket and leaks so much oil the americans are giving me greedy looks."

"Hey, whats this thing?"

"Mate, that is rat shit. Dont waste your money."
by aussieguy82 August 12, 2020
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phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree
I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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