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Chris conybeare

I don’t even know where to begin to express my love for Chris to be honest. He is just too thoughtful, he thinks about everything and anything a girl would ever want, and puts so much thought into everything he does. He helps me through my highs and my lows and honestly helps me get through more than he could ever know. I never thought I would find someone like Chris in my life because to be honest it feels as if he is made up from a book because he is that perfect!! I love Chris so so so much, and honestly somehow as time goes on it just grows and grows who knew that was even possible! I love how he laughs, and how his dimples show when he’s smiling. I love how he tilts his head and says my love when he knows something is wrong. I love how he smells when I give him a hug, and how he wraps his arms around me when i see him. Making me feel so secure and loved. I honestly don’t know how this boy puts up with me, but thank god he does because I get to experience him and his love everyday. HOW COOL IS THAT!!! I love you so much Christopher and thank you for making the 6 months so so so enjoyable and amazing in every single way, I love you so much stinky xxxxx
Guys guys listen here, Chris conybeare is MY boyfriend step back! Hehehe
by admirer4youxox November 9, 2023
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infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again
i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch
by Mayo munch December 26, 2023
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Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping
by ToiletDuck21 January 6, 2024
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Snot-corn

Corn that went up your windpipe, and went back into your mouth or out your nose.

You can still eat it even though it was in your nose
Wow that was one big snot-corn I swallowed
by Baoislemmjng September 27, 2024
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candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
by elsqued November 1, 2024
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Mellow Corn

Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.
Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!
by eddiespaghetti January 19, 2024
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virgin corn on the cob

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
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