Ryedale School

where the head and deputy shag, kids deal drugs and we're all suicidal

Get yourself to ryedale school

by supernoodlezz May 17, 2019

The broxbourne school

The broxbourne school is meant to be the best school in hertfordshire, but is like a prison. Care more about your fake tan and eye brows than your actual eduction. Getting beat up? don’t care. Skipping lessons? don’t care. Have hair lower than a number 2? your getting kicked out. Walk into the girls toilets and you’ll find Nigel or someone having a breakdown. Walk into the boys toilets and it’s a war zone. The pupils almost all have anger issues and the school has holes in the walls. The school care more about the state of your shoes than your actual wellbeing. Don’t even go there about using your phone. Warning do not throw a chair at a PE teacher!

The Broxbourne School: WHY ARE YOU WEARING TRAINERS?

Pupil: IDK

the Broxbourne School: 5 DAY INCLUSION

by 74738292 April 24, 2020

Residential schools

Horrible forcing school to teach people from otherparts of the world to speak and understand their language. And more

Person one: man, weren’t residential schools crap?
Person two: hell yeah man they sucked.

by Bruh_bruh_bruh_bruhhhhh October 19, 2021

Middle School

a place between elementary school and high school meant for learning but really full of drama and immaturity.

"Omg are you going to the school dance tonight?"
"Omg duh!What is Middle School for?"

by Featherules September 8, 2013

school lunch

The most disgusting shit in the world. You might as well drink your own cum. It would probably taste better and be healthier than this crap. Seriously, the burgers are put on moldy wheat buns and are drier than the sahara desert. the milk is chunky because of how expired that shit is. Only get the mandarin oranges. Those are the only things that look and taste edible. The lunch ladies have more hair on them than a 40 year old greasy male. They have the body of a linebacker. Bring your own lunch or just get fast food. Don't worry about the health with the fast food as it will be healthier. I can't believe they serve this shit. I feel like this is why kids commit suicide and shoot up schools(no that is not a joke).

I would rather fuck a homeless person than eat this shitty school lunch.

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 11, 2021

school's out

Term meaning "hey, wise up!" From Alice Cooper song, which derived from a phrase he heard in the Little Rascals t.v. show: "Hey, Spanky, school's out."

You think everyone's always honest? Hey, school's out.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

the kings school

TKS is the oldest independent school in Australia for boys (or girls)and strives for academic excellence (failing)leadership and learning and realising potential, if there was any. Unlike Tara Anglican School For Girls (refer to search) Year 10 Kings 2006 are struggling to reach puberty and are definately the least sexiest year. Their year motto is "Keep your soap rope tight and your pants even tighter."
We at Tara are ashamed to be called their sister school, we were never expecting to get actual sisters.

The Kings school student: oi you!
Non Kings student: Hey the guy thats planning to grow pubes next year is calling you

by Arkrider July 26, 2006