The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
Get the Bird Blindnessmug. Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.
Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"
by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018
Get the the birdmug. In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."
You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!
Person 2: I did. That's called skill.
Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.
Example 2
Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.
Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023
Get the Dirty Birdmug. 1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.
3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.
"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."
by Hillieanders May 12, 2019
Get the Bird Snugglesmug. by Mike7373736162 October 15, 2022
Get the brom birdmug. by masonjar93 September 4, 2014
Get the Bird Beakmug. by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 15, 2015
Get the Worlie Birdmug.