Hillieanders's definitions

Bird Snuggles

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.

2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.

3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.

"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."

"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."

by Hillieanders May 12, 2019