Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him

TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest

by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022

chris

a rlly hot dude who likes taramisu and chrispy boi. drinks alot of preworkout until face tingles and is a legit babe. also extremly comfy pillow to cuddle.

hes such a chris

by taramisu November 6, 2018

Chris

Has a 26 pack and Miguel is mad and also the funniest person on the world and the best person on the world

Chris is the best and way better than Miguel

by Dr Chris June 20, 2019

Chris Brown

If a hoe is trifling and being a bitch u beat the hoe up

your honour she almost ran me over so i Chris browned her

by oloswrld June 30, 2020

Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested

Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him

by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017

Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.

Ah! so you Chris fixed your car

by kwentschair October 28, 2019

Chris

Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!

Jongen 1: "Ik heb net met Chris geknuffeld"
Jongen 2: "Dan heb je veel geluk!"

by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021