Ryan summers

A kid with pepperoni on his face

Look at that kid over there he looks like Ryan summers

by George Lopez private militia December 18, 2019

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

ryan woo moment

when ryan woo is being gay its a ryan woo moment

ryan woo is being gay its a ryan woo moment

by ryan woo May 13, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is a person who prioritizes his own immediate comforts, such as affordable pizza and beer, over the fundamental rights and freedoms of others, including his daughter. He is content with the status quo, even if it means his daughter lacks essential rights like the ability to vote or make decisions about her own body, as long as his personal desires are met.

Oh, that guy is such a Ryan—he's all about cheap pizza and beer and couldn’t care less about important stuff like rights.

by democracyofhypocracy July 20, 2024

ryan

my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.

oh yes, ryan is here today!

by spatula stan May 30, 2021

Ryan

Boys who are called Ryan can usually be smart, funny and kind. They can make you laugh effortlessly, and leave you with a massive grin on your face. He can always brighten up your day and give you butterflies without even trying. If you ever fall in love with a boy named Ryan, never let him go. He is one in a million and will treat you like a Queen.

Ryan is such a nice guy, right?

by jumpingjunipers November 22, 2021

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022