Party Hawk

Darwin would be proud. This hairstyle evolved from the famous "Party Ramp" and is generally worn by men just past their prime. No longer able to fashion the true party ramp, these guys push up/back the hair in the middle of the forehead and add the (mo) hawk portion down the middle. The rest of the hair is generally well kept, clean, and gelled.

While their good times are mostly past, they still seek out fun albeit in places they would never have tread before. Typical behaviors include heavy drinking, uncontrollable flirting, and gay chicken. One may see party hawks on guys sporting prosthetic limbs, as sometimes they chew off arms/legs to escape from nightmarish morning afters.

by hobbswannabe December 19, 2010

shirt parties

the entry of the shirt and the touching of the contence in the shirt:

shirt parties are the best

by nikki9493 January 13, 2008

grad party

Graduation Party.

Did you hear I'm heaving a big grad party next Saturday?

by pess May 22, 2014

party wank

An act of masturbation or wanking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view pornography with the volume turned way up.

"Hey man, I'm having a party wank at my place tonight."

"Well make sure you check every room first."

by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009

Noodle Party

Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.

Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.

by tv_eyes August 18, 2016

big party

the fattest girl at a party.

Dude, look at the chick.....she's huge!!!

I know. She's a "Big Party".

by mrtuffstuff February 9, 2008

PC Party

The PC Party is a group that consists of all those people whose survival basically depends on the enforcement of PC politics. Fags, minorities, retards, baby rapers & any other disgusting person who would be slaughtered y any society with true justice will not only survive but many times thrive in this party bubble of protection.

Why did that faggot mike who rapped all them little boys get probation and a government house instead of people beating the shit out of him? Well because he belongs to the PC Party. We can go kick his ass later but we have to figure out a benign reason like lets say he stole your bike... That should have a 11% chance of getting us off, or we can just say your a fag and maybe you can fake your way into the party.

by saharadryhumor June 6, 2015