penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

penis purse

a women's vagina, a guy slips his "jewels" into the purse

he puts his penis inside the penis purse

by Gaylen March 22, 2007

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

American Penis

Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.

The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.

by Johnmalone882 November 2, 2008

Whale Penis

Dork: Namely ones who "hang" in chat rooms.

James is a whale penis.

by intangible March 16, 2004

penis sniffer

A term of insult to claim that someone sniffs penises. Better used towards males.

"John you're such a freaking penis sniffer!"

by dei June 18, 2006

Penis peddler

Someone who sells penis' on the corner of busy streets.

I was talking to the penis peddler down the street and he said fat dongs are going two for one!!

by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005