Harry Potter

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'
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harry durham

a famous teenage boy from aberdeen scotland goes by the nicknames: hazzle dazzle, erectile dysdurham & hazzachussetts. he likes to be called harry potter and often is found in random locations over the city being odd
man 1: yo did you see that video of harry durham losing a game of soggy biscuit?

man 2: yeah he’s a right retard!
by anonymous September 26, 2021
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Harry

So halal mode and very good at video games also is very ale
Some guy: who is gigachad? Some other guy: Harry
by SickoMode123 November 28, 2021
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Horny Harris

Something that Olivia Zinanni made up. Commonly used when horny. A horny guy named Harris
Dang that hot guy is SUCH a horny Harris
by Horny Harris October 1, 2016
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Harri

An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job would be 'Head of internet' or a TikTok influencer. He's not afraid to work hard for success, producing a daily stream of drivel on TikTiok, despite only having one popular video to date.

Harris are often quite basic and loves holidays in places such as Dubai. He will often come back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis with factor 50 on in the shade all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.

He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art. Sports such as javelin, shotput, sumo wrestling or cannonballing would come more naturally to this ambitious, voluminous individual.
Harri's booty is so thicc, it created a total eclipse of the sun.
by Georgie Evans November 23, 2021
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Harry Clarke

Harry Clarke is a gay bender nigga I’ll slap his white ass into the face the little coon, his dick is 3 cm and he loves summa Roberts and wants his 2 inch over her every night then gets scared of a midget

Donate now to save the little prick to grow his penis😭
Im a prick like Harry Clarke
by My slime December 8, 2019
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