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Black Jesus

Holy shit look at black Jesus knees pop out of place
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Bong Hits For Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an American rock band. Taking its eye-brow raising name from a landmark Supreme Court free speech case, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom and expression, legalization, and having an all around good time.
Did you see Bong Hits For Jesus open for Cypress Hill? They were smoking!
by Kung Ku Lou December 6, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.
“Omg is that Jesus?!”
No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”
by NotGeorgia January 30, 2022
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Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus
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Jesus

Jesus has a big cock
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Jesus christ

Someone who is alive and almighty who forgives you for your sins someone who is very reliable . The person to look past your past and show true love .
I was at at church and pastor said that Jesus Christ is the one who died for our sins . And arouse again 3 days later, that doesn't make since . U can't die and rise again you are a zombie .. No actually if you read your bible you'll actually see that he was destined before time to do this . So much that satin put in the kings head during that time to kill all the first borns. Jesus destiny still lived on bc god may the way for Mary and Joseph to hide and be protected . Before he died they beat him so much bc they thought he was a joke saying he's the son of god. All the blood is an an expression of forgiveness for your sins that Jesus takes the punishment for. They also made him carry the cross that he died on to say in the walk with christ you'll will have to pick up your own cross and keep walking . It's only for the strong ones who can't take a beating and keep stepping forward. Not really picking up a cross just pick up your emotional burden or physical burden and keep moving.
by RomansEmpirekilledjesus March 23, 2023
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