butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?

hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"

by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012

run them blut

means to run

she run them blut

by rabysally<#333333 January 18, 2022

hit on and run

To romantically chat someone up, then bail before significant mutual feelings develop.

Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

running with the bat

Running the bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dood did you see nick running with the bat?

by Gregk22 January 17, 2016