Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
Get the butter runsmug. by AntiOof December 1, 2021
Get the If I were you I would run.mug. when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?
by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012
Get the goalie runmug. Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the hit on and runmug. A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places
Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.
by phlogchamp September 20, 2021
Get the toilet runmug. by Gregk22 January 17, 2016
Get the running with the batmug. 