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eat cakeshit

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
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Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 8, 2018
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Dog eat dog

Dogs dont eat dogs, they eat dogfood or leftovers. A wolf might eat a dog if it hasn't had a decent meal in a while.
A dog eat dog world is not a reality, humans came up with that to compare themselves to their dogs.
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
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Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.
I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.
by DonnaRia May 26, 2025
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I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)
by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
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i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch
When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches
by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017
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big boy eating

when a obese person eats in a tub with his bitch's (girls) around him
big boy eating is in a coma at a hospital.
by big boy eating December 17, 2018
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