Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
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Chris

He was a Chris in bed.
by DUCKDOODLE November 23, 2021
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Freaky chris

when Christopher daniel Margene gets a bit to freaky~
Person 1: yo did you see that new picture chris sent?

Person 2: ya! he definitely unleashed freaky chris!
by Dodfop July 31, 2024
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Chris Eubanks

If your a women than you know if you’ve had the chris Eubanks style of love making !
Girl I got Chris Eubanks’ ed last night and I’ll tell ya ! It’s the best sex ever.
by Lovers of Lusty Leza November 12, 2023
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Chris Novak

Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.
Chris Novak just ate my booty and apologized for farting before I finished
by Jammerv December 21, 2022
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