bring it back on a stick 

when you go to poop, you bring some back on a stick so the company man knows you arent out goofing off.

"make sure you bring it back on a stick"

bring it back on a stick by drilling rig September 4, 2009

And then Jesus came back! 

A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"

Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

And then Jesus came back! by bajgrace4u June 16, 2010

Two in the Back 

A mystical place on the female body that only true men can find.

(When talking about double teaming a lady)
Man1: I'll take the front
Man2: I'll take the two in the back

Two in the Back by mangoku July 17, 2011

run that shit back

when you want someone to repeat what they said because you are confused

wait a min what did you say? run that shit back

run that shit back by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

i want you back 

the few words that your ex might say but not really mean it ( girls/boys pay attention they will do more than say that if they really want you back)

EX: i want you back 🙄
you: omg yes i want you back too!
few days later
Ex: i never loved you- hahahahaha
you: im depressed

i want you back by the smart one that knows it September 28, 2021

GARREN; I'll be right back!

"GARREN;" I'll be right back! is when Garren Benfield's father shouts his name and the beats his mic up with a bat or some shit, then fucking leaves for 5 million years and finally comes back onto xbox chat 1 eternity later.

"GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Oh god, it arrives. *nuclear explosion* "I'll be right back!"............. "Ok I'm back." "GARREN; I'll be right back!"

GARREN; I'll be right back! by The Dankster #87 October 10, 2019

fuck bare back 

Sex without a rubber

I'm gonna fuck bare back and shoot my cream deep up in that pussy

fuck bare back by ATXwordsmith September 19, 2016