Garren

Garren - is a name for a person who is great in all different ways. Also can feel for people who are having a tough time in there love life.

"Garren, thanks for the help. You are now my best friend!"

by Michigan-State BRO July 28, 2012

Garrens

Hawaiian slang, short for "guarantee".

Person 1: Waves are pretty big today on the eastside, we go beach??
Person 2: Garrens brah.
Person 1: Shoots.

by brewtis May 30, 2017

Garren

Has a really big and black and feathery cock. Takes roids and has no hoes.

Don’t talk to him he’s Garren.

by Mike6969Hunt October 18, 2019

Garren

He has a 12 inch Dick and gets Hella hoes

That man is a true garren

by misterfart November 16, 2016

Garren

He is literally my hubby.

Bro you know Garren Cade Shlong. Yeah he's soooo hot.

by Wadeism69notgay65 January 09, 2022

Garren

He has a 12 inch Dick and gets Hella hoes

That man is a true garren

by misterfart November 16, 2016

Garrens BallBarrens

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).

"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"

by Animal House HI December 09, 2012