When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
by Zaschiana April 27, 2023
The best friend there is. Always eats gum.
Most of the time blonde and has nasty habits such as farting and burping
Usually found with best friend Jenny or James
Most of the time blonde and has nasty habits such as farting and burping
Usually found with best friend Jenny or James
by Dee doe July 01, 2019
a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
by Jac0b3y November 05, 2021
the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).
by foxy_6471 December 02, 2024
Uncle Tom but specifically for white people
Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.
by TheeUncleBob April 21, 2023
A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 13, 2015
by Dodner March 12, 2021