Reverse-Fade

A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.

Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.

by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024

reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.

Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.

by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Sex act consisting of very aggresive fingering.

Marie and I did the reverse Bernie Sanders last night

by JohnnyTriggerWarning March 12, 2017

Reverse Reach-Around

When one tickles the butthole from the front.

Did you hear Ryan gave heather a reverse reach-around for her 28th birthday!

by Mercuri Escott December 28, 2024

Reverse Belichick

1. Being forced out of a head coach position to take a lower, less prominent job with less power at a rival team—the ultimate reverse power play to show how soft and weak you are.

2. When Bill Belichick cleans up for anything!

Damn...Jason Garrett joined the Giants as their OC!?!? What they tryin’ to do—run a Reverse Belichick???

by Wood side!!!!! September 28, 2020

Reverse Kiss

When 2 or more people are sitting on the toilet at the same time in the same household, thier buttholes are then thereby connected by the plumbing, creating the reverse kiss. Instead of connecting at the lips, and ending at the buttholes, they are connected at the buttholes and ending at the lips

Awww, we were both pooping at the same time, it was a reverse kiss!

by Roytard January 29, 2022

reverse upchuck fuck

When a man is about to dry heave and your girl puts a strap on on and fucks you in the ass.

I woke up in the morning hung over with a sore ass, I look over at my girl and ask her what happened last night? She looks at me and says, " I had to get my reverse upchuck fuck in babe!"

by Shamrock lovr July 23, 2017