Purple Potato

They are your best-friends.

They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.

The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato.

Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 2, 2023

Potato Chicken

Used to save the tension in a group setting when a joke misfires.

"*insert unfunny joke*" ... Potato chicken

by @click2cry March 20, 2025

potato

Mr. Ward

He looks like a potato

by BUTTMUNCH 46573 February 17, 2017

Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.

Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.

by Crankytdog November 16, 2021

evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017