Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014

Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
Girl: How did you know I work there...?
Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.
by Jacked313 December 20, 2012

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.
by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.
Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
by GOODLOW January 18, 2011

Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.
by Α January 13, 2022

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011
