Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.

The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.

by Moseymose July 7, 2017

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

klan in law

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

by dERvMD July 18, 2017

Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.

"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"

by gosgal July 19, 2017

Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.

"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"

by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017

law of segregation

during gamete formation the alleles for each gene segregate from each other so that each gamete carries only one allele for each gene.

Hey lad wanna Know the Law of segregation.

by 420LAD$$ August 18, 2017

Richardson-Law

A law that doesn't exist despite the fact your friend swears it does.

"The truth is not a defence for defamation"
"No... that is a Richardson-Law"

by stormin2192 August 30, 2017