free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024

Free Promo

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by eggplant underground November 24, 2024

free bobux 100% LEGIT

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by burn your fat November 25, 2024

free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.

Bad owners and their free range dogs.

by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024

Free Hit

An individual of frail stature, easily overpowered by a more dominant figure.

“here he is boys… FREE HIT!!!”

“Haha look at this bloke getting dropped off at the oval by his dad, he wouldn’t be 50kg ringing wet. Free hit if ever I've seen one”

by Free Hitters Anonymous December 11, 2024

Free Luigi

An expression of frustration with the U.S. Healthcare system.

My insurance company just denied my claim, even though they said they would approve it. Free Luigi!

by Monnai December 12, 2024