fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.

An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟

by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023

Walrus Fart

The sound you’d rather hear than Cos singing.

Is cas singing? No that’s a walrus fart.

by AliciaHorseHumper February 11, 2023

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

Fart Municipal

The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.

"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022

Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013

Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022