facebook mom

a karen when she goes online

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree

by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022

facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.

She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.

by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015

Facebook Graveyard

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard

by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011

Facebook

A company that was started by a Georgia Tech student, although marketing and misinformation has falsely identified Harvard brats as the inventors. This is false. Mark Cuckerberg and his Nazi entourage (as well as the splintered group who are basically Soviets pretending to be a Scandinavian faction) did not invent Facebook as they do not know technology and innovation from their ass, and are in fact thieves.

College Bro 1: Dude, Harvard sucks. They stole Facebook and gave that little cunt Mark Cuckerberg an honorary doctorate! MIT is WAY BETTER than Harvard! It's for actual smart people!
College Bro 2: Yeah, but Georgia Tech is better. It's for fucking geniuses that redefine balls to the wall smart. They make MIT students look like 5th graders. Which means Harvard kids are fucking brain dead zombies.

by Collegeman5 January 24, 2024

Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work

Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"

by janielletin October 3, 2014

Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022

Facebook Glancing

A less creepy way of telling someone that you've been Facebook stalking them for hours if not days.

Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?

Girl: How did you know I work there...?

Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.

by Jacked313 December 20, 2012