facebook baseball

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.

Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball

by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012

facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.

I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie

by theredcat360 July 7, 2021

Facebooking

verb- wasting time away on Facebook.com; being on Facebook.com; chatting with friends on Facebook.com

I don't text, try Facebooking me next time

by me_again42594 August 22, 2010

facebook energy

Energy from a meme you see that makes you think of originates from Facebook

"Your meme has Facebook Energy" "what do you mean I thought it was funny"

by Ya'and March 9, 2020

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018

facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

facebook stealth

When a person believes he/she has the ability to browse all 500+ facebook friend pages, make no comments or likes and commit all their "friends" perceived sins or faults to memory to later use in a Facebook private messaging fight. Also known as a Facebook stalker or a Face-tard. Usually sign of a delusional or mentally unstable adult computer user.

User: "Why did you delete my comment?"
Facebook Stealth believer: "I cannot stand your endless negativity anymore"
User: "Are you high? I commented on what a crock it was to have to work this weekend."
Facebook Stealth believer: "That's what I mean..."
User: "WTF? My activity log says you haven't liked or commented on my profile since January 12, 2012."

by Facebook Haterz Unite January 22, 2014