red mage

1. Anyone who behaves like Red Mage from 8-bit Theatre.

*A box of chocolate with the lid open is present at a Friday Night Magic meeting. One of the players is tempted*

Alwyn: Is that a roll against Will or Fortitude?
Simon: Get a load of the Red Mage!

by Simon Wentworth January 20, 2005

Code Red

The drink of champions.. and May Club.

Must be drunk EVERY DAY!

by Tyrese Black February 17, 2004

Red October

Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.

"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

red steel

An extreme case of pink steel.

That middle eastern girl not only gave me pink steel, but when she undressed I got red steel.

by Chupple October 17, 2006

Red Eye

A fun smoking game to play with a freshly packed pipe or finely rolled blunt. Starts with the person with greens taking a hit and inhaling but not exhaling the smoke. You must wait until the piece/blunt/joint gets back to you before you can blow out the smoke. Failure to wait until its your turn again means your out. Play until the bowl is cashed or the roach is too small. Named because it will cause your eyes to be even redder.

The Best example i can remember. Havent played in forever.

Aaron - Ight here you go!
Matt - Red Eye anyone?
Blake - Hell ya
Austin - WTF?
Chris - ok.

(Matt takes hit and passes it to blake, who passes it to Aaron)
Aaron - DAMN!!! I did a nice ass job rollin this bitch!

Chris - Did you put all 7 grams in it?
Aaron - Nah we got a lil more.
Chris - Shit dawg this purp is the shit! Wait, arent we playin red eye?
Blake - (blows out smoke) Damnit man pass that bitch!!
Matt - (blunt gets back to Matt)....oh shit (violently caughs)

by TXstoner38 July 10, 2009

Eric the Red

The act of performing an abe lincoln while the performer has red pubic hair. Simple as that.

That ginger gave your sister an "Eric the Red"... Ha Ha Ha (deep laugh)

by Huge D September 5, 2006

red sea

when the crowd at a metal conset part and charge at each other

grrrrrreahhhaaa *thump* flys into biker and is thrown into the air

*red sea parts and your in the middle* hmm can i kiss my ass goodbye in time?

by siggins December 28, 2005