You're into the zoomer juice now? You know that stuff's just as addictive as regular cigarettes, right?
by Poggy Sodom Goys July 13, 2023
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Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
by Texas Man July 23, 2023
Get the Zoomer mug.If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
by Darwin800 August 6, 2024
Get the Zookeeper mug.Guy 1: Bro, I didn't study for the biology exam. I'm so cooked.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
by Since you August 26, 2024
Get the Zooked mug.A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.
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Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.
by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024
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