touch yourself

What you do at night

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!

by puddingking April 12, 2004

go fig yourself

An insult, meaning to go stick a fresh piece of skinless ginger root up ones anus. Sticking a piece of fresh ginger root into the anus causes an intense painful burning sensation.

"Mary was really pissed off at Scott, so she left him a phone message telling him to go fig yourself."

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

wet yourself

when somebody cant hold in thier pee and wets their pants, underwear,panties,or whatever you wear.

Jane, why did you wet yourself during class? Too much apple juice?

by ogjose December 18, 2007

back yourself hotel

a hotel where one can stay at for free in an unfamiliar location. In effect, staying at the back yourself hotel requires that you have the confidence that you will pull every night of your trip so you dont need "traditional" hotel accomodation

"dave have you booked any acomodation for the spain trip yet?"

"mate, dont worry about it, we'll just stay at the back yourself hotel"

by farnsworth32 July 2, 2007

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

Some days, some chicks just like to fuck with your teleprompter.

V.C.: I'm Veronica Corningstone

R.B.: And I'm Ron Burgundy-- go fuck yourself, San Diego.

by TheRandomPorker_ding November 6, 2011

Elf Yourself

v. To waste valuable time and resources putting your face on androgynous dancing elves to humiliate your family and friends.

You should go elf yourself. It is so funny.

by fredautonom December 20, 2014

Roast Yourself Challenge

A challenge created in 2016 by popular YouTuber Ryan Higa (nigahiga) as a response to all of the hate and drama spreading on the platform. There is no guideline to this challenge, the only requirement is to point out your own faults and make fun of yourself. Most creators, if not all, have chosen to create a diss track as their preferred method of roasting themselves.

"Have you seen danisnotonfire's Roast Yourself Challenge?"

by noi'mnotarobotokay December 1, 2018