Willow Tree

When the pubes of a dick is long enough to cover the head of the penis

Aka the weeping willow

Why don't you shave down there nobody is going to want to handle a willow tree.

by The beaten mutt January 2, 2011

willoughby chili dog

When a drunk girl gives a dude a blowjob and barfs on his dong

Dude this girl I met at the brewing co gave me a willoughby chili dog

by BigDickPic4u January 24, 2014

willows

Willows is slang for cum/jizz. It's seen in the snoop song "pimp anthem"

"dripping willows on satin pillows"

by Miles June 19, 2005

weeping willow

having sex with a gymnast while she is hanging upside down on the uneven bars

Me and that babe from connecticut did the weeping willow on the uneven bars

by Robert Woodie July 26, 2005

Willow Dick

Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again!

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

willowing

To sit absent minded by a computer with a headset on anxiously awaiting perturbed individuals moronic questions to come forth.

I was willowing the other day

by Prots August 14, 2006

willow wood junior high

A junior high school that has 7th and 8th graders. It’s also a one level school. (No second floor which is good!) The school is located in Tomball, Tx.

Marine: “Where are you going next year in junior high?
Zoe: “Willow Wood Junior High school.”
Marine: “Awesome!”

by -Sunshine May 20, 2018