Hayley Williams

Three words:
EPIC
BEAST
GORGEOUS.
Hayley williams is one of the coolest girls in the entire universe and if you don't think so you can go die in a whole filled with sharks!

Anna- " Have you listened to paramore"
Joy-" Yeah, that hayley williams girl is Beast!"
Anna-" She's not just beast, she's EPIC"

by ParamoreLuva94 April 11, 2011

William

Dude with a huge dick

Dude the guy over there must have a William dick

by Upl82night October 16, 2017

William Tell

A game where one person tries to shoot an apple or other similar object off the head of another person without hurting them.

"Joan Vollmer was killed by her husband while playing 'William Tell'."

by Knightsgate May 29, 2014

William He

51st President of the United States

"William He for President, He's the one!"

by baseballbob3 April 23, 2022

Sherwin Williams

While engaging in sexual activity, the male kneels over his female partner and masturbates with the intention of ejaculating on her face (giving her a facial). Due to his high degree of arousal, he overshoots his target and hits the wall instead. He then spreads said ejaculate on the wall using the female's face and/or hair.

"Dayyuuum, he just gave dat bitch a Sherwin Williams!"

by DepravedUSMC February 22, 2014

The Battle of Williamston

A long forgotten battle during the civil war when Williamston citizens, led by honorary war veteran Mitch Lutzke, defeated the Canadian forces who were led by their chief and commander Jim Carrey. The Battle of Williamston effected the town in many ways. One thing that citizens were forced to do was to tear up the trolley lines running by Williamston due to the fear of invasion by the trolleys. Also citizens were forced to move their train depot to the local raod to prevent Canadians from arriving by the trains. During the battle, Williamston war veteran Mitch Lutzke was captured by Canadian forces and struck i the head with the butt of a gun. The blow was so powerful that it caused Mitch to lose his memory. Williamston citizens could not find their hero and because Mitch never told the citizens his name many didn't know him. They decided to make a memorial statue of him. They created a statue of a soldier and gave him the random name of Eli P. Alexander. The memorial was placed in front of the city hall and is still there today. Once the war was over the Canadians let him go. Since Mitch lost his memory he didn't know what to do but the one thing he remembered was a town called Williamston. He returned to Williamston several years later where everyone had forgotten him.

Whats the Battle of Williamston??
A long forgotten battle

by Eli P. Alexander October 20, 2016

evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

by staff December 9, 2008