wifey

An amateur porn star who's an internet legend like Heather Brook, Miss Swallows & Nina Hartley. She's a perfect wife because she's beautiful, loves oral and swallows.

If I ever get married, I hope my girlfriend will be like Wifey!

wifey by El Lobo Hombre December 15, 2010

Wifey

Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"

The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.

The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!

The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.

She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely

The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.

So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!

Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS

Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!

Wifey by mizindependant June 16, 2009

snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun

That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.

snaffy waffy by budious February 11, 2007

wifey

the real definition of Wifey is a stupid girl. A girl that will let a man walk all over her, talk to her however he wants and come home whenever he wants. A girl that is too stupid to realise that when her "man" says he's out "working", he's really out working other chicks. A wifey isn't a down ass chick, she's a stupid chick, and men can sense that... and who wouldnt want to have a stupid chick at home waiting on the clock for their ass? Women try so hard to be "Wifey" but lets be real... whats the point? Wifey is the one always getting cheated on...all wifey is really good for is cooking, cleaning the house, catering to her "man" and poppin babies out. Men would never wife a strong independant woman. Why? Because she won't take his bullshit... coming home whenever he wants, "working" late... cause a strong woman will do it right back to his ass... and let's face it... men can't handle that... they need a stupid chick.. one that isn't on their level.... so face it wifey's.... don't boost.... sure.. the name is cute and everything... but while you're sitting at home being wifey.... he's cheating with a down ass chick. Nuff Said.

Jermaine : "You chillin with your wifey tonight?"
Lamar : "Naw.. i'm kickin it with my down ass chick tonight"

wifey by akaB January 11, 2008

Wifey 2.0 

A cuter, smarter, funnier and more liberal version of your wife

Andy's wife was getting boring so he decided to seek out Wifey 2.0

Wifey 2.0 by Julius (Dr.J) December 7, 2009

Taffy Waffy 

Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.

"Why haven't u got any pies left?"
"Taff came in earlier for a light snack. You'll have to go to Mongolia to find a pie shop that he hasn't raided."

Taffy Waffy by Dude January 29, 2004

wiffer 

Wiffer a man with a Wife or Girlfriend, that his significant other wears the pants in the relationship. A man that has a wife or girlfriend and she doesn’t want him to spend time with friends or doesn’t let him do anything by himself or with friends. A man that doesn’t have the balls to do whatever he wants specially with his guyfriends!!

All The Fellas get together on Sunday to Drink Beer Bar B Que and watch all the Football games until we are drunk. However we have some Wiffer friends that either never show up or leave early because they are wiffers!

My Friend's Albert and Henry are Wiffers they never make it to the Football Bar B Ques on Sunday because they are wiffers. My Friend Eric sometimes shows up to the Bar B Que but most of the time he is wiffing it with his lady so does Romeo!!!

wiffer by Kid Kidster!! November 16, 2007