2 definitions by mizindependant
Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY"
The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.
The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!
The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.
She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely
The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.
So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV.
The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is!
The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends.
She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely
The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs.
So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
Wifey: Omg Im wifey im prego!! BITCHEZ BE JEALOUS
Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
Smart Females: Hahahhaa jealous of a stretched out p*ssy @ age 18 ?? sureee Wifey whatever make u sleep at nite!
by mizindependant June 16, 2009
Independant Lady- She never lets a guy telll her what to do. She makes her own cash and spends it wisely(on herself) She is confident and does not seek approval. Her intelligence is her best feature and is often intimidating but she doesnt care cuz a real man would jump over a ocean to get with that kind of girl. She knows how to dress in the newest fashion and looking fresh all the time. When she walk up in a club she partys hard but keeps it classy. She inspires to be better and does everything she can to make it happen! When shes right she knows it and when he trys to prove her wrong she treats him right back. Her manners are perfect and she can impress your mama in 5 minutes. She has and attitude but and uses it when its needed. Her words are her weapons, she dont need to box to treat a bitches life.
Most females either inspire to be her or are jealous of her because she drives boys wild without putting on makeup with a icecream scoop and wearing no clothes!
Most females either inspire to be her or are jealous of her because she drives boys wild without putting on makeup with a icecream scoop and wearing no clothes!
by mizindependant June 16, 2009