weenie washer

plain and simply, a cock sucking faggot

"That weenie washer could suck the brass off of a door knob"

by proud homophobe September 04, 2003

weenie beenie

a condem; anything used to stop the flow of semen into the female's genitalia

C.J. asked me if I had a weenie beenie he could have, because Ashley was coming over that night to visit.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

mistle weenie

An uncircumcised penis. See also "hooded beggar".

Joe had the ugliest mistle weenie I ever saw.

by Greg Stamper May 11, 2008

weenie-roast

When a group of guys make fun of a friend's small penis right in front of him and others.

Jack's hook-up at the bar was going pretty well until we weenie-roasted him.

by tkchitown January 08, 2010

Weenie Fairies

girls (that is to say, myself, barnicles, yennifrey, and mallard) that dance about the neighborhood, distributing weenies to the less fortunate. Weenie Fairies are often the source of either extreme aggravation and the slamming of doors in faces, or rambunctios happiness and joy.

hot damn, check out those weenie fairies! YOWWZAA!

by cam-bam the ram December 02, 2004

Weenie roast

where a guy burns another guys pecker with a match or lighter till he gives up information.

Man1: where do you keep your coke stash?
Man2: Go fuck your self.
Man1:Looks like were gona have a weenie roast.
Man2: Okay man in the bottom of the colset.

by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

weenis envy

The deeply jealous feeling you experience when someone stretches their arm out in front of you, and pulls down their weenis (the flap of skin that covers the elbow) showing that it's bigger than yours.

I'll never forget that day when my Mum put her arm out, stretched down her elbow skin, looked me in the eye and said, "Son, my weenis is bigger than yours". The weenis envy still hurts today.

by jadeywadey June 27, 2006