Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.
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Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.
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The act of being, and acting like a wanker.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Also included, subtle wankerism. The variety of wankerism where people don't understand that you're being a total wanker and taking the piss out of them, until a little while after the said act of wankerism has been performed.
Oh that guy Kim, he says things all the time that appear to be funny, but afterwards you realise he's just being a wanker. He's a master of wankerism.
by Iamdavidkingoftheworld April 29, 2011
Get the Wankerism mug.A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.
*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.
I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.
No gran don't eat those crisps!
I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!
"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.
No gran don't eat those crisps!
I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!
"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
by TomScriv February 8, 2008
Get the floppy walker mug.A young skinny man (possibly woman) who has a pointy triangular butt. They enjoy reading and harry potter. They often fantasize about ron weasly but somehow girls like to dance with him. He makes jokes that will make you laugh but also make you want to punch him in the face repeatedly with the force of a thousand suns.
by Snaggy's Bro February 15, 2010
Get the Snaggy Walker mug.The act of farting in someone's mouth while getting a rim job. Named after Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin.
by DL2011WI June 13, 2011
Get the Governor Walker mug.A nickname given to a female (from work or school) who has gone out with every guy available but is not seen as a slut by the people. She maintains a good reputation by working hard and dressing subtly but goes through so many guys that no one can keep track. She is a master of disguise when it comes to social status, few notice her crafty facade.
Here comes man walker! Who is she seeing now? Mike or Steve I think, oh wait no I saw her going home with Kyle yesterday.
by Jwate October 31, 2011
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