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Valparaiso Viking

the act shaving a woman's private areas and gluing them to a mans face.
"Wow look at the beard on Jim!"
"no, i gave him a Valparaiso viking last night"
by thafuq November 6, 2014
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Double Viking

A derivative of the devil horns made popular by Ronny James Dio. A Double Viking is giving the sign with both hands with as much enthusiasum as possible.

In the same family as the "too much metal for one hand" sign but a DV is better in that one can more easily toss it up without worrying about putting their hands together. Thus making it far more deadly.
"Hesher Mark was so excited about the rock show that he tossed up a Double Viking in excitement"

If you were to illustrate it, a Double Viking would look like th following. \m/ \m/
by Mattybeatz March 16, 2007
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The Viking Bison Disco Inferno

The sexy dance used in most parties and clubs in England. Commonly worn with viking horns.

Stamp, Stamp to the left,
Left leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stabto the left,
Stamp, Stamp to the right,
Right leg kick, kick,
Arm up,
Stab, Stab to the right,
Quick twirl round with both hands
raised to Thor(whatever)
Raise your (pretend) drinking horn to the left,
Drinking horn to the right,
Horn to the sky,
All over body shake,
Huddly duddly,
And fall to knees with a triumphant shout of "HORRRRNNNNN!!!!"
The Viking Bison Disco Inferno is going to be your opening dance at your viking wedding, Rosie.
by Aleisel April 5, 2009
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Viking Cock

Viking Cock - VC. The expression is used to describe the large penises of white males. According to scientific research Vikings possessed abnormally muscular bodies due to the harsh conditions they lived in. Also, as an ethnic group they possessed large penises. It can be seen in contemporary Europe, where the inhabitants of Nordic countries have the biggest penises.
I’m absolutely crazy about his huge Viking Cock!
by InscienceIbelieve April 17, 2016
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viking chorus

The thing that defines manrock. It is best described as a rebal rousing, anthalmic, chant along chorus to a rock song that would have been idea to row a long ship whilst singing along to. (if the vikings had invented electic guitars that is)
by black flag June 27, 2004
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The Vikas

One who has strangly useful powers. i.e. powers of suddenly obtaining various previously unattainable girls
He can't do that....I'm The Vikas
He=Big Sexy
by Gangmaster Teapot February 20, 2004
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Vikki Moment

When you hear or say something so hysterically wrong from what it is meant to be. This often times leads to slight embarrassment and followed by a plethora of laughter. After having this moment it is also customary to acknoledge it as a "Vikki Moment".
Vikki: (while looking into a mirror) hey can I switch mirrors with you I want to see how I look?
...
Wait...Oh god that was a total vikki moment! Well that's embarrassing
by vikkimoment May 12, 2013
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