Vertically Challenged

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget

Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!

by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010

vertebour

(Noun) The correct term to define neighbours in apartment buildings who live above or below you, rather than on your own floor.

A: Man, did you see the legs on that one.
H: Yeh dude, that's Mirela, my hot vertebour. She lives on the top floor.
A: Man I wish she'd top me

by hussan March 26, 2007

vertical lather

The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.

Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.

by kirkson July 23, 2010

vertigoob

n. a top view of a womans breasts, a vertical perspective of boobs.

That scene in 'Joe Dirt' where he's in the hot air balloon and he's all like "I can see down your shirt.." vertigoob...

by philo1618 August 9, 2012

Vertical DJ

A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.

Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.

by Glitterzepeda December 23, 2013

vertical gymnastics

Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.

"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"

by shazkony January 14, 2014

Vertasack

A sideways ballsack. Primarily referring to a re-rack in beer pong, placing the last two cups vertically.

"Yo can we get a vertasack?"

"I'm about to drain this last ball of the vertasack, you figgadealz me?"

by The Urban Fizz May 21, 2016