ur mama

used in a joke, or in a "burn"

your mama is so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says

"one at a time please"

another example:

"so what did you do last night ?"

"YOUR MOM"

OHHH BURNNNN!

by yourgay42 September 14, 2006

Ur Anus

What i thought was a peepee but its the other end

A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now

by Alch3myX June 01, 2021

Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you

10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME

by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 06, 2023

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

ur mum

your mother

"me and ur mum"

by Tables man March 23, 2022

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022