One that is obsessive and spends continuous time on the topic of reading/discussing/rambling about the famous Twilight series.
Chick 1:Edward is so hot!
Chick 2:Ya, Bella doesn't even deserve him.
Dude: so many girls are twilight tweakers now days..
Chick 2:Ya, Bella doesn't even deserve him.
Dude: so many girls are twilight tweakers now days..
by Blonathan Pars August 3, 2009
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Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
Paul: Nope.
Woman: Well I did and it is the bestest book I've ever read! It's like hot and gorgeous vampire named Edward who falls in love with a human and...Hey Paul what are you doing with that shotgun?
BANG!
by W00terminator November 26, 2009
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A Twilight Boner is what happens when an obsessed Twilight fan boy or girl sees/hears/reads anything that has to do with the Twilight series.
"Today I saw the New Moon preview and totally got a Twilight Boner."
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
"I got the biggest Twilight Boner when I heard that the Twilight stars were going to be at the mall signing autographs!"
by Dumbwhiteperson July 2, 2009
Get the Twilight Boner mug.Someone who has no extreme opinion on the popular book series Twilight. They may accept the limitations of its plot and characters, but can't be arsed to hate on it constantly and always complain of 'sparkly vampire fags'.
Person 1 : I love Twilight! Edward Cullen is SO hot.
Person 2 : Edward Cullen is a glittery fag!
Person 3 : ...
Person 1 and 2 : What?
Person 3 : Sorry, I have Twilight apathy.
Person 1 and 2 : Fair Enough (Resume argument)
Person 2 : Edward Cullen is a glittery fag!
Person 3 : ...
Person 1 and 2 : What?
Person 3 : Sorry, I have Twilight apathy.
Person 1 and 2 : Fair Enough (Resume argument)
by Meaamd March 2, 2011
Get the Twilight Apathy mug.One of the my teenagers out there who hs been brainwashed by the book, Twilight.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Symptoms may include: Begging for an imaginary vampire to marry them, biting random people, wasting a shit load of cash on twilight merch that has invaded hot topic, losing a social life due to reading the book over and over again and living in a fantasy, obsessing over any guy named "Edward" or "Jacob", tantrums about how things in the book turned out or when people make fun of the book, wishing death upon fictional character Bella swam, refering to their spouse as "edward" or "bella" or asking their spouse if they happen to be a vampire in disguise.
Twilight Zombie: "OMG!! I want to marry Edward Cullen! He's so gorgeous!"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
Twilight Zombie #2: "Back off, he's MINEEEE!!!!!!111"
by twilightisnotcooldudelolz January 12, 2009
Get the twilight zombie mug.the twilight saga was Stephenie Meyers way of trying to indoctrinate little girls minds by building them up with false hope i.e. an 'edward cullen', and making them go all hypified so that no guys will ever find a 'normal' girl.
thanks stephenie, for the twilight saga. how about next time you write a book with a much more moral meaning and take over the world with that? lets start with a book on healthy eating perhaps???
by Joss Jump January 26, 2009
Get the Twilight Saga mug.A freakishly addicting book (stolen from a fan fic site) written by a strange middle aged woman who (has sexual fantacies about this) created this character named ~*~Edward~*~ who *sparkle, sparkle* in the sun light, instead of burting into flame like normal vampires. Then theres his (stupid and patheticly clumbsy) girlfriend, Bella (who's a whore) who falls in love with her BFF Jake then rejects him cause he's (A million times not possesive and dosn't hate himself)not like Edward. And he's a werewolf so Edward hates him. Then she gets knocked up (About 40 billion times (cause she's a necrophiliac whore)by Edward and they make a baby (that wants to kill her). After having Renesmee (a name that was created using a mormon thing where the names of both grandparents are combined) Bella dies and becomes a vampy. Then come to find out Jachob falls madly in love with Renesmee (which makes him a baby fucking pedophile) and Bella gets pissed.
To makes a long, 4 book, story short, the ~*~Cullens~*~ *sparkle, sparkle* have this big war that naver happens against the (old wrinkly leader people) Vertolli (sp?)and they all end up loving (the evil little Mormon critter) and everyone lives happily ever after (forever and ever and ever).
To makes a long, 4 book, story short, the ~*~Cullens~*~ *sparkle, sparkle* have this big war that naver happens against the (old wrinkly leader people) Vertolli (sp?)and they all end up loving (the evil little Mormon critter) and everyone lives happily ever after (forever and ever and ever).
Bonny- "LIEK OMG! I READ THIS FAN FIC CALLED THE TWILIGHT SAGA ABOUT A GIRL THAT'S LIKE EVERY OTHER AVERAGE GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE WHO MEETS A PRETTY SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND MAKE A MUTANT BABY! THE END!"
by Jamie Jame December 17, 2008
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